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Nothing cool or cute about forgetting your mother tongue.


sometimes I feel weird not being in the general age demographic for Pokemon, but then I hear things like this from little kids






i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

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this is my favorite thing of the day

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me exercising

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  • elementary school: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: omg thats so cool
  • middle school: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: wow loser
  • high school: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: omg luckyyyy
  • college: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: is that even possible

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

(via g-etgiddy)

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